Listen up. Johnson City

(Source: octopussoir-, via lucyloofa)

  • Fuel for trains:

    $1,300

  • Peacekeepers wages:

    $4 an hour

  • Big glass bowls:

    $50

  • Millions of strips of paper:

    $80

  • Tearing innocent children from their family so you can watch them fight to the death:

    Priceless

  • Mother:

    Hi, Harry. Do you invite your friends over?

  • Son:

    Yes mom, those are Peeta, Blaine, Percy, Katniss, Sherlock and Thedoctor.

At first, I was like, “Zzzzzzzz. Blah. BORING!” And then I was like, “HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!”

(Source: thefrogman, via lucyloofa)

(via candlesinthesunshine)

This is da bomb diggity.

This is da bomb diggity.

(Source: slayground, via thatshitisthefuckingfuture)

I feel like this has to be a reference to That 70s Show, and if it wasn’t intended for that purpose it needs to be.
Get it? Nurse Kitty?

I feel like this has to be a reference to That 70s Show, and if it wasn’t intended for that purpose it needs to be.

Get it? Nurse Kitty?

(via thatshitisthefuckingfuture)


Dear God,
make me a bird
so I can fly far,

far far
away from here.